Well step one would be to consume copious amounts of alcohol (namely, beer) and an even larger amount of food (namely, burgers/dogs, mac’n cheese, pasta salad) A body weight amount should suffice.
Step two is to play beer pong and win (so that you have to play multiple games and consume even more alcohol)
Step three is to smoke a cigar much too quickly. Ten minutes ought to do it.
Step four is to eat a little more.
Step five is to be coaxed (read: coerced) into playing quarters (be sure to get “skipped” like 10x and also to land a quarter into the cup of beer in front of you)
Step six is important, so be sure to pay attention. You need to go up to an unoccupied room, lay down on an air mattress (most uncomfortable sleeping surface known to man) and lay there in agony for about twenty minutes. The culmination of this step is to vomit into a moving box, provided you by your host. You then need to carry it downstairs, for everyone to see, so that you can throw it away and get it to stop leaking on your hands.
I hope this was informative.
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11 years ago
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Ha Ha (in jamie's voice of course!)
I wish I could have been there to see all of the debauchery. Be sure to invite me next time you make an ass out of yourself
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